He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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