We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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