She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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