Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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