Non-Jews are for practice
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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