if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I have post one night stand depression
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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