You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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