My friends, they love my intelligence
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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