just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Do vagina's smell?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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