Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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