Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
love makes seman taste better
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize