Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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