one two three fourrrrnication!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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