the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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