11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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