Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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