what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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