if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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