If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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