I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she looked like the before picture.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
