I'm gonna have a badass scar
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
