Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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