I wanna passion pit in your ass
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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