Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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