dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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