my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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