Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
my poor anus
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
