Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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