I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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