I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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