I don't think brook has ever known best
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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