Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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