Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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