a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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