I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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