Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Someone signed my nipple.
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