whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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