so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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