I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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