Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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