He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
