I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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