I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
now i know why i became what i already was.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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