Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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