His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
