How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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