It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Randomize