What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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