...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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