i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He felt like a one man threesome
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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