how can u be prego again
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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