he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
When are your genitals available?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
