Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
