You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Randomize
