we're blogging at a bar
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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