? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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