STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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