The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
"it" just moved
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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